Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Life of a College Senior

When a 100-level professor tries to tell me I need to fix my paper:
Homework?
 When my mom asks how many places I've applied:
When people ask what I'm going to do:
When I think about not being able to drink all the time:
When people tell me they're working on their thesis or applying to Grad School:
When I think about graduation:
 And how I feel overall:

Puppies...need I say more?

Just a collection of my favorite Dog gifs on the internet. Let the cuteness commence!

Where'd it go?
 Almost got it!
 I'm...stuck...
 Oh, fuck.
 Corgi butt!
I'm just gonna chill here...
 I'm gonna bite yo face!
 Chill the fuck out, Cat.
 My paws are getting overheated.
 Licklicklicklicklick.....
 *Pounce!
 Oh, hello there!

Monday, January 13, 2014

So I'm graduating in May...

Graduation. Possibly the worst thing to ever happen to a college student. You spend four years getting comfortable, making friends, finding the best places to get coffee or cheap food and then they throw you out on the street with a BA in Definitelywontbegettingajob
 
Now you're expected to be on your own without any money or experience. Well, I say "Fuck it." Sure I will apply to places this semester and during the summer but I have a few things I want to do before I am forced into slave labor for the next 40+ years of my life.

Ten Things I Want to do Before I Get A Job:

1. Travel. England, Italy, Amsterdam, France, Ireland, Germany, Australia. I'll take just a few right now. I just want to experience other cultures.

2. Finish all of the books that remain unread on my bookshelf.

3. Learn guitar. Took some lessons last summer. I'm basically retarded when it comes to the guitar, but I want to at least have 5 songs I can play/ remember how to play.

4. Visit my high school and play Viola again. My orchestra teacher of six years passed away last year and I hadn't seen him for two years before that. All of the alumni are invited back any time since an alumni filled his spot permanently. 

5. Gain skills that will be useful in my career. Copy-editing, proof-reading, whatever. I just don't want to go in blind.

6.Visit Harry Potter World!

7. Find a relatively cheap apartment in Brooklyn or Queens so my eventual commute doesn't suck so bad.

8. Play Kingdom Hearts 3. I hope I have a job by the time this game is out because if not I'll be broke as fuck but either way, I'll have to make time for it.

9. Finally beat KH 358/2. I'm in the last few hours of game play but I'm stuck. God damn you, huge pterodactyl in Neverland.

10. Go to Comic-con in a sick cosplay.  

Me thinking about my impending doom and the reality that I probably won't accomplish at least half of this list:

Friday, January 10, 2014

Chelsea Market 2013

I used this as a writing sample for an internship application but I kind of like it so here you go:

Chelsea Market: August 2013
Have you ever had one of those moments in life that made you feel like you were doing the right thing? Like the soggy puzzle pieces of your life had finally, somehow fit together and created something more beautiful than you had originally expected.
Probably the closest thing I’ve had to a defining moment happened this summer. It was a sunny, sweaty Friday in New York City. I had trekked all the way to the crowded Chelsea Market just to find an empty seat in an air conditioned building. Sure enough, others had the same idea so it was packed. So packed, in fact, that there wasn’t much of a difference in temperature once stepping inside. 
Nearly every seat was taken and seeing as I am too much of an introvert to ask if I can share a table with anyone, I ended up sitting on what looked like a bench. I later realized that it was a piece of artwork- carefully crafted and molded to sit in the famous Chelsea Market, to be photographed and stared at for the polite amount of time. I had been sitting on it reading, internally complaining about how its uneven surface was digging into my tailbone and making my butt fall asleep. I’ve never claimed to be an artist.
I sat on it reading for nearly 3 hours. People came and went: ate a danish next to me, took a picture sitting on it. I smiled politely at first, but after a while I started to focus on my book. At about the 2 hour mark, I had a roughly 28-year-old man sitting next to me. I noticed he was holding a very professional looking camera and snapping pictures every so often. I couldn’t tell you how long he was sitting there before he asked, “What’re you reading, if you don’t mind me asking?”
            First thing you have to know about me is: I normally hate being disrupted when I’m reading, especially by someone who is just making conversation. But maybe I was having a really great day, or had gotten enough sleep the night before, because I wasn’t at all annoyed by his question. He seemed genuinely curious. We exchanged a few words, I explained what the book was about, and just before he left he said, “Sorry to bother you, I’ve just never seen someone so engrossed in reading in such a busy place before.” And that was it: the stars aligned, the lights flickered, whatever other clichés you want to come up with. This was the first time in my life I had ever had a complete stranger make such a spot-on judgment of me. The way I see it, if my passion for books is apparent to that man in Chelsea Market, then maybe it’s what I’m meant to do. Maybe it means nothing, but for a moment, it felt like it did.  

Mark Grist's "Girls Who Read" Video

Amazing poet, Mark Grist's video for his poem, "Girls Who Read".


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